- ATTITUDE
- 676
Do I Look Like A
People Person? - 071
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY - 092
I got out of bed for THIS? - 121
I AM THE EVIL TWIN - 214
TATTOOED
WHITE TRASH - 246
Your Little Princess
Is My Little Whore - 254
DO I LOOK LIKE
I GIVE A SHIT? - 270
WHEN GOD MADE ME
HE WAS JUST SHOWING OFF - 308
I HAVEN'T GOT TOURETTES
YOU'RE JUST A CUNT - 354
KEEP STARING
I MIGHT DO TRICKS - 362
WELL
LA-DE-FUCKING-DA! - 366
I'M JUST LIKE YOU
ONLY BETTER
MUCH, MUCH BETTER - 371
ABCDEFUCKU - 381
FREE ABUSE
WAIT HERE - 467
JESUS LOVES YOU
Everyone else thinks you're a **** - 516
I DON'T DISCRIMINATE
I HATE EVERYONE - 525
FLUENT IN SARCASM - 589
KILL THEM ALL
LET GOD SORT THEM OUT - 623
HAVE A NICE DAY
Bitch - 148
YOUR LIPS KEEP MOVING
BUT ALL I HEAR IS
BLAH BLAH BLAH - 221
SIMON SAYS
F**K OFF - 681
CUPID STUNT - 003
Do I Look Like A
Fucking People Person? - 594
SURROUNDED
BY FUCKING IDIOTS
- 676
- BARGAIN BASEMENT
- 023
I'll try being nicer
If you try being smarter - 034
I just want revenge
Is that so wrong? - 103
To save time later
just assume I know everything - 045
Can I buy you a drink
Or do you just want the money? - 046
DON'T STARE
BUY ME A DRINK - 042
START THE DAY WITH A SMILE
AND GET IT OVER WITH - 069
IF I FOLLOWED YOU HOME
WOULD YOU KEEP ME? - 073
WARNING
CONTAINS NUTS - 087
EVERYBODY SHOULD LOVE ANIMALS
THEY ARE SO TASTY - 278
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS BECAUSE.... - 282
I MISS MY EX
BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING - 289
CLONES ARE PEOPLE TWO - 355
DOES MY
EGO
LOOK BIG IN THIS? - 434
I am NOT a morning person - 497
MY KARMA RAN OVER
YOUR DOGMA - 554
SUPPORT THE POLICE
BEAT YOURSELF UP - 582
SWEARING IS BIG AND CLEVER - 007
I'M OUT OF MY MIND
BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE - 012
ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN
YOUR REALITY AND MINE
IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL - 016
DON'T ASK ME..I DON'T GIVE A SHIT - 031
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS
BUT I BET IT'S HARD TO PRONOUNCE - 033
I HAVE PLENTY OF TALENT AND VISION
I JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMM - 097
PSYCHO MAGNET
- 023
- COMPUTER
- 297
TECH SUPPORT
go away I'm busy - 302
SATAN INSIDE - 478
THERE ARE 10 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
(Binary T) - 496
GEEK BY DAY
ONLINE SUPERHERO BY NIGHT - 304
I READ YOUR EMAILS - 703
TO ERR IS HUMAN
TO REALLY FOUL THING UP
REQUIRES A COMPUTER! - 728
BLOG OFF - 729
IF ALL ELSE FAILS
CTRL ALT DELETE - 741
I DON'T KNOW MUCH
ABOUT COMPUTERS
BUT I CAN OPEN A MOUSE
WITH A FILE
- 297
- DRUGS & ALCOHOL
- 006
TOO PISSED TO CARE - 048
FOR GOD'S SAKE
DON'T GIVE ME
ANY MORE DRUGS - 049
I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS - 053
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS - 125
THE LIVER IS EVIL
AND MUST BE PUNISHED - 135
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
I'VE FALLEN OFF
MY BAR STOOL - 136
STUDENT
Money required for alcohol research - 141
NO OCCIFER
I HABEN'T BEEN DWINKING - 406
A WEEKEND WASTED
IS NEVER A
WASTED WEEKEND - 407
I DRINK BEER
AND TALK BOLLOCKS - 411
DESIGNATED
DRUNK - 415
I LOST 7 KILO'S
IN 5 WEEKS
BLOODY SNIFFER DOGS! - 571
TAKE ME DRUNK
I'M HOME - 596
ALSO AVAILABLE IN SOBER - 699
DRUNK SMILEY FACE - 701
WHY DRINK AND DRIVE
WHEN YOU CAN SMOKE AND FLY
- 006
- FAT T SHIRTS
- 091
I'M NOT OVERWEIGHT
I'M UNDERTALL - 227
BODY OF A GOD
SHAME IT'S BUDDHA - 262
I GET ENOUGH EXERCISE
JUST PUSHING MY LUCK - 279
I'M IN SHAPE
ROUND IS A SHAPE - 342
I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER
I'M A GREEDY TWAT - 345
I ATE ALL
THE PIES
WITH CHIPS AND GRAVY - 347
SMILE
IF YOU SHAG FAT BASTARDS - 476
STAND BACK FROM THE CHOCOLATE
AND NO-ONE GETS HURT
- 091
- FUNNY T SHIRTS
- 166
BOOKED IT
PACKED IT
F**KED OFF - 220
'AVE IT! - 004
BEEN NOWHERE
DONE NOTHING
STOLE THE T SHIRT - 010
WHY DO THE WEIRDOS
ALWAYS SIT NEXT TO ME? - 011
AND YOUR CRY BABY
WHINY OPINION WOULD BE...? - 017
DON'T CALL ME INFANTILE
YOU STINKY BUM POO HEAD - 086
CHAOS PANIC DISORDER
MY WORK HERE IS DONE - 099
SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO KILL THEM - 102
SARCASM IS JUST ONE MORE
SERVICE I OFFER - 145
BOMB SQUAD
IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING
TRY TO KEEP UP! - 146
CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A
RESPONSIBLE ADULT - 189
JESUS IS COMING
LOOK BUSY - 190
JESUS LOVES EVERYBODY
BUT I'M HIS FAVOURITE - 232
EAT HEALTHY
KEEP FIT
DIE ANYWAY - 238
I'VE GOT FUCKING
TOURETTES - 251
SHE SAYS I DON'T LISTEN
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT - 267
IF A MAN SPEAKS IN A FOREST
WHERE NO WOMAN CAN HEAR
IS HE STILL WRONG? - 269
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL - 285
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
THINKS SLOWEST - 286
DYSLEXICS HAVE MORE FNU - 330
JESUS IS COMING
HIDE THE PORN - 374
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE
AND A HAMMER - 375
MY INNER CHILD
IS A LITTLE BASTARD - 386
HELL WAS FULL
SO I CAME BACK - 395
FRED WEST
PATIO'S GARDENS & BASEMENTS - 430
COME TO THE DARKSIDE
WE HAVE COOKIES - 431
SAW IT WANTED IT
THREW A TANTRUM
GOT IT! - 462
FILTHY STINKING RICH
2 out of 3's not bad - 464
I GOT THIS SHIRT
FOR MY WIFE
GOOD SWAP! - 471
YOUR IQ TEST
CAME BACK NEGATIVE - 522
EAT VEGETARIANS
THEY'RE FULL OF FIBRE - 529
la la la la la
I can't hear you - 563
NORTHERN BOYS
LOVE GRAVY - 612
I PEE IN THE POOL - 619
I'M WITH STUPID - 633
I HATE CHAVS
INNIT - 400
ASK ME ABOUT
MICROWAVING CATS
FOR FUN AND PROFIT - 692
I'M LIKE A
SUPERHERO
BUT WITH NO POWERS OR MOTIVATION - 693
LEGALLY IT'S QUESTIONABLE
MORALLY IT'S DISGUSTING
PERSONALLY I LIKE IT - 697
ASK ME ABOUT MY
VIOLENT REACTIONS
TO STUPID QUESTIONS - 698
THANK GOD
I'M AN ATHEIST - 700
GO CARBON NEUTRAL
KILL A CHAV - 731
OLD ENOUGH TO
KNOW BETTER - 732
GROWING OLD
DISGRACEFULLY - 733
I'M NOT OLD
I'M RETRO - 736
I BELIEVE IN
THE RIGHT TO
ARM BEARS - 738
WHAT WOULD
SCOOBY DOO? - 745
FECK - The Irish Connection - 756
NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY - 536
WORK HARDER
Those on benefits depend on you - 699
DRUNK SMILEY FACE - 761
YOUNG GIFTED
AND SKINT
- 166
- MENTAL
- 041
TOO MANY FREAKS
NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES - 100
THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE
BUBBLEWRAP IS CHEAP
YOU CHOOSE - 122
I DIDN'T DO IT
YOU CAN'T PROVE IT
AND IF YOU CAN
I'LL BLAME THE VOICES - 123
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY
I ENJOY IT - 127
YOU'RE ONLY JEALOUS BECAUSE
THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME - 178
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED
THEY WANT THEIR IDIOT BACK - 230
WHEN I SNAP YOU'LL
BE THE FIRST TO GO - 255
MY REALITY CHEQUE BOUNCED - 295
I'VE GOT LOTS OF FRIENDS
YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THEM - 322
THE VOICES
KEEP ME SAFE - 448
I'M NOT WEIRD
I'M GIFTED - 458
I'M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT
THERE'S A FEW PIECES MISSING - 459
DO NOT DISTURB
ALREADY DISTURBED - 460
I SMELL DEAD PEOPLE - 511
DON'T MAKE ME
BITE YOU - 694
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING
YOU THINK - 734
I'VE GOT AN
INFERIORITY COMPLEX
BUT IT'S NOT VERY GOOD - 737
IT'S GOOD
TO STALK - 740
I START FIRES - 268
I HEAR VOICES
AND THEY DON'T LIKE YOU
- 041
- RETRO & PROTEST T's
- 704
JESUS LOVES YOU - 705
BRING BACK GOD - 706
CHOOSE LIFE - 707
JUST SAY NO - 708
CLEAN UP
OR DIE - 709
EDUCATION NOT BOMBS - 710
STOP WARS - 711
PEACE - 713
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR - 715
KILLER BEATS NOT BULLETS - 717
MADE IN THE 80's - 720
WORLD WAR FREE - 721
MAKE POLITICS HISTORY - 723
ARMS ARE FOR HUGS
NOT FOR WARS - 722
DON'T START WARS
END POVERTY - 724
GLOBAL WARMING
ISN'T JUST A BETTER TAN - 725
PETROL COSTS
THE EARTH - 726
100% Recyclable - 730
USA - ROGUE STATE - 759
CONFORM OBEY CONSUME - 760
WORK CONSUME DIE
- 704
- SEX
- 064
I'M VERY GOOD IN BED
I GO STRAIGHT TO SLEEP - 066
I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR
WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME? - 070
IT'S MY MONKEY AND I'LL SPANK IT
AS FAST AS I LIKE - 101
DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE
AND FEED ME TO THE LESBIANS - 104
YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU
YOU CAN ONLY STALK THEM
AND HOPE FOR THE BEST - 216
I ONLY DATE
CRACK WHORES - 271
HERE I AM
NOW WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER 2 WISHES? - 275
IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME - 303
SEX APPEAL
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY - 316
FREELANCE
GYNAECOLOGIST - 320
*M*I*L*F*
HUNTER - 403
I'M ALREADY VISUALIZING
THE DUCT TAPE
OVER YOUR MOUTH - 442
I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE - 575
I'M GOING HOME
FOR A WANK - 595
RETARDED PEOPLE
MAKE BETTER SEX SLAVES - 597
ALL GROWN UP AND STILL
FASCINATED BY NIPPLES - 557
ARE YOU INTO CASUAL SEX
OR SHOULD I DRESS UP? - 642
SICK MY DUCK - 702
MULTIPLE ORGASM DONOR
- 064
- WORKPLACE HUMOUR
- 138
I SEE THE FUCK UP FAIRY
HAS VISITED AGAIN - 139
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE TO CHOKE - 169
SLAVE - 184
I'M UP AND DRESSED
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? - 402
SUCCESS MEANS NEVER HAVING
TO WEAR A SUIT - 443
HARD WORK MAY HAVE
NEVER KILLED ANYONE
BUT WHY CHANCE IT? - 454
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME - 457
IS IT FRIDAY YET? - 536
WORK HARDER
Those on benefits depend on you - 572
STICK AROUND
I MAY NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME - 594
SURROUNDED
BY FUCKING IDIOTS - 261
HARD WORK PAYS OFF LATER
LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW - 761
YOUNG GIFTED
AND SKINT - 297
TECH SUPPORT
go away I'm busy
- 138
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